Giants Fan, Niners Fan, Man U Fan, Cal Fan, Stanford Fan, Duke Fan, Video Games, Dr Who, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia,and whatever else I like and find funny. Questions?
Frank: All right, now, pretend that this shoe is an unboned chicken. And you're gonna cook it tonight, make a tasty dinner. It's gonna smell all through the house like cooked chicken.
Beth: Actually, I'm vegan.
Frank: Okay then pretend this shoe is whatever you people eat. Maybe it is a shoe.
Dee: Nice one.
Beth: Actually, I'm vegan.
Frank: Okay then pretend this shoe is whatever you people eat. Maybe it is a shoe.
Dee: Nice one.
❝ I love eggs! and I love crabs! and I like boiling denim and banging whores! ❞
— Frank Reynolds
❝ Here’s a confession: I’m in love with a man. What? I’m in love with a man … a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? You betcha. ❞
— Charlie Kelly
